The Jesus Lesbians Down the Road

So the Jesus Lesbians down the road have erected not one, not two, but three life-size crucifixes in their front lawn, apparently to show their devotion to Christ Our Lord And Savior or at least scare the shit out of the local rednecks.  It scares the shit out of me.  Hillbilly lesbians are wild and mean, and sooner or later somebody in that little house is going to get pissed off and somebody is going to end up mounted on one of those big f***ing crosses, and while I hope I’ve done nothing to offend them, one can still be fairly certain that whoever gets crucified will indeed have a penis….

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