John Mayer’s Schlong

So I just read this review of John Mayer’s new album in the New York Times and I swear to god you can actually hear and smell the reviewers panties getting damp and then fully wet as the review goes on and on and on about his lyrics and his music and his self-reflection, which is total bullshit.  Everyone knows that the only reason John Mayer is famous is because he has a Huge schlong and uses it to boink every famous woman who has ever crossed his path. 

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