True Halloween Tale

So there is this chick at work who everybody hates except for a few really stupid people who think she’s a nice friend because she hasn’t had any reason to stab them in the back yet, and on Halloween we had this amazing windstorm, no tornado, just wind and more wind, to the point they cancelled Trick-or-Treats until the next night, and this awful bitch was outside torturing kittens or whatever the hell it is that she does for fun, and the wind actually lifted her off the ground and carried her for several miles until she was impaled on a fence post and died a befitting but grisly death.

One has to wonder which of one’s co-workers is part of a coven that powerful, to not only rid the planet of this garbage that was disguised as a human, but to do it so effectively and dramatically.

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