Meth Whore For Xmas

So there’s this chick at work who is obviously a meth whore, because her face looks like it’s about to start falling off in little pieces and her mood swings are erratic and amazingly scary to witness in person, and she has a reputation for f**king any guy, or any group of guys, who will get her high.

The extremely weird thing is, in my gay world, the fact that she has an Enormous Ass. It’s completely out of proportion to the rest of her body, and the rest of her body really isn’t what you’d call attractive. Her ass is Completely unattractive, I mean you can actually see the cellulite right through her blue jeans which are stretched to the very limits of any thread. She is not pleasant to look at, and her voice is shrill and sharp and does not inspire any thoughts of porn stars.

Yet straight guys f**k her. Apparently all the time. And you really wonder, as a gay man, what it is in a straight man who would ever consider getting near that diseased looking wench with an erect penis? I understand that once us guys get hard, reason goes right the hell out the door, but even then, it’s hard to stay hard when you’re contemplating f**king something completely and totally disgusting. But straight guys don’t seem to care.

So I’m getting all the straight guys on my holiday list this year their very own crack at a meth whore for Xmas. Because what says “happy holidays” like a good solid case of crabs?

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