The Problem With Hiring Girls

The problem with hiring girls is they treat you like a f**king idiot because you’re a guy. They think problems will resolve just by treating them nicely, instead of forcefully, and just when you get them trained and staff comfortable and trusting them they suddenly announce they “need more money” and they take a job elsewhere and you spend the entire first quarter of the new year replacing her; and so you hire Another Girl who you think will be Even Better, and just when you get Her trained and staff comfortable and trusting them, they suddenly announce they “need more money” and they take a job elsewhere and now you’re going to spend the entire first quarter of the new year replacing Her. You know you can’t be sexist in your hiring yet another replacement, and you know you’ll choose the best qualified applicant regardless of his or her sex, but in the back of your head that little voice yells real loud “THIS TIME, THE BEST QUALIFIED APPLICANT IS PROBABLY GOING TO HAVE A PENIS, DAMMIT”.

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