All The News That Is News

The lead story from our local 11:00 news here in Hooterville: “Our Exclusive Interview with a woman who drove her car off the road and landed in a tree!”

“I just want to Thank God for saving me and keeping me from harm. I was drunk as a f**king monkey, but I’ve asked God to forgive me, and he did, and I just want to Thank God for keeping me safe, and that it wasn’t worse, for anyone but especially for me, because there could have been small children around but there were not.”

You can’t make this shit up….

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