Better Than Sex Cake

I have to say, it really bothers me that most recipe websites out there have at least one and usually several “Better Than Sex Cake” recipes, which in my opinion, is not only untrue, because nothing is better than sex, but mostly it bothers me because it’s just an excuse for fat girls to eat cake instead of f**king anyone. “I’ve Given Up On Love, And Even Sleazy Sex, I’ll Just Let Myself Go Completely And Eat Cake” it says to the world.

The fact that the Southern Baptist Women’s Group Annual Cookbook actually contains this particular recipe now, and has for the past several years, explains precisely what is wrong with the Religious Right.

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