Chinese Fortune Cookie

So we ate Chinese tonight, and my fortune in my fortune cookie read “You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly”, and at first I’m all like “WTF?” but then I read it again; “You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly”; and I realized there was subtext layered inside the apparent bad translation, and I thanked the Universe for reminding me of and acknowledging the fact that I have a really large dick.

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