such a waste of potential

I dated this guy once, for one night, back when I was a drunken shit living in Florida, and he was very nice and kind and fairly well off and dignified and seemed to like me very much even though I was a drunken shit. But eventually, I had to say “just take it out and use your thumb so I can feel something” and he never called me up for that oh so important second date.

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