Charles Manson Getting Married (And I Still F**king Can’t)

So I find it extremely odd that some brain cell deprived chicklet named Afton Star Burton has agreed to and actually begged to marry Charles Manson the serial killer, and they’ve applied for a marriage license, and they’ve been granted one. Why in the f**k would whatever judge has any jurisdiction in that particular area not step in and say:

“This chicklet is obviously brain-dead and not capable of making decisions of this magnitude herself, so the license is denied. Furthermore, Charles Manson is pretty much known to be about as insane as they come, and therefore, is incapable of making decisions of this magnitude himself, so the license is denied. Furthermore, Marriage Is A Sacred Institution Between A Man And A Woman and these two f**k-ups have no concept of sacred, so the license is denied. Furthermore, once married, the two will still not be allowed to have physical relations, because he a FUCKING PSYCHOPATH AND SHE IS OBVIOUSLY BRAIN DEAD, and the religious right has declared that gay marriage is inappropriate because it cannot result in children, and neither can this, so the license is denied”

But I, a well-educated gay white male who contributes to society and pays taxes and lives a seriously boring respectable life, I am not allowed to apply for a marriage license, and if I do, it will be denied, because I am gay and my Boyfriend and I both have penises and therefore our society feels it would be WRONG for us to get married BUT SOMEHOW IT’S OK FOR CHARLES FUCKING MANSON AND THAT FUCKED UP SICK WASTE OF VITAL ORGANS STUFFED INTO A USELESS BODY ASTON STAR BURTON TO GET MARRIED? BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT AND HORSESHIT.

There is indeed great evil in the world today, and this just another prime example.

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2 Responses to Charles Manson Getting Married (And I Still F**king Can’t)

  1. Tom Janus says:

    Gaw-dropping tp say the least!

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