About Last Night: During the State of the Union Address, was it just me, or did every single goddamn member of Congress, while listening to a beautiful and inspiring speech from our Commander In Chief, did they or did they not all freaking appear to be desperately holding in a fart, or trying not to smell their neighbors farts? What in the hell do they serve in the White House Congressional Dining Hall? Beans and Cabbage?
This is what is wrong with our entire Congress. They can’t even hold a thought long enough to remember they are ON NATIONAL TELEVISION AND NEED TO SMILE FOR THE GODDAMN CAMERA IN CASE IT PANS OVER THEM SO THE FOLKS BACK HOME CAN SEE THEM ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN OUR GOVERNMENT INSTEAD OF LOOKING BORED AND WONDERING IF THEY CAN POSSIBLY STAY AWAKE ANOTHER MINUTE.