Easter Parade

So, what I really enjoy most is wearing green pants (because any grown man over the age of 30 should never ever wear green pants ever, but once you hit 50 it’s like a Get Out Of Jail Free card and you just wear whatever the hell you like) and wearing green socks with the green pants that don’t really match and pretty much clash, and then going out in public and trying very hard to subtly make sure every person you come into contact with sees said green pants paired with said green socks and watching them look away disapprovingly, and not giving a flying shit but just rolling around in the joy of being uncoordinated.

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