Pillow Talk

“What in God’s Name have you done to my pillow?” he asks.

“I sprinkled it with Lavender Essential Oil and then threw it in the dryer for 10 minutes.”

“And why would you do that?”

“It disinfects and helps you sleep.”

“How could this possibly help me sleep?”

“Lavender oil just does that.  It’s aromatherapy.”

“If I can’t breathe because my pillow reeks of a scent I don’t normally associate with sleeping, how is that going to help me sleep?”

“Don’t be mean.  It just does.”

“But I don’t have any problem sleeping.  You make fun of me all the time because I say I’m not sleepy when I come to bed and then I’m out in five minutes.”

“Well, this will help you sleep Better.  Deeper.”

“Unless my lungs close up completely and I can’t breathe and I die in my sleep.”

“Shut Up and Go To Sleep Dammit.  I love you.”

“I love you, too.”

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