So the Grandson is hanging out this weekend, and he sees me putting lotion on my legs, and he wants to know why am I putting lotion on my legs instead of just my hands?
“It’s good for the skin” says I. “Look, right here on the label, it says it ‘Moisturizes, Nourishes, and Protects’. Who could ask for anything more?”
Says the Grandson: “Dragon scales would be good.”