Category Archives: Lost In Kentucky

Bathroom Lunchtime Solitude

To avoid the ultimate humiliation of eating alone in the cafeteria, Tony started taking his lunchbox into the end stall in the men’s room on a different floor of the building every day.  He found he could safely and quietly drop … Continue reading

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Home Improvements

So, we tell people our hobby is renovating houses, but that’s just code for “we occasionally have to sink a great deal of time and cash into this money-pit we purchased during the recession, so that it doesn’t fall down … Continue reading

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Mother VS Tick

Unbeknownst to her, my mother was at some point recently bit by a tick, even though she isn’t really much of an outdoorsy girl anymore, and thereby caught some weird tick disease that isn’t Lyme Disease but is similar and … Continue reading

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Abortion Protesters

I’m sorry, because I do believe we all have a right to be heard, but I have a real problem with these bitches carrying signs in front of the Supreme Court today saying “I Regret My Abortion”.  Not A Valid … Continue reading

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Wheel of Fortune

So, we get stuck watching Wheel of Fortune fairly often, while waiting for Jeopardy to come on the air, because we can only stand the first 5 or 10 minutes of our local news before we get disgusted at yet … Continue reading

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The Unhealthy Cook’s Healthy Cookbook

So, I have to have something to take to work for lunch next week, because our parking lot is so over crammed that if you leave at lunchtime to indulge your fast food addiction, you will not find a parking space … Continue reading

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Green Pants

So, I’m walking down the street here in Nowhere, Kentucky, and I hear a conversation behind me: “Look, there’s Steve!” “I don’t think that’s Steve.” “Of course it’s Steve! Who else would wear green pants like that!” And she runs … Continue reading

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Career Accomplishments in State Government

All you ever accomplish working in state government, no matter where you work, no matter what you do, is basically keep the seat warm.

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Powerless

Hopefully, this very minute, ants are eating poison ant food from poison ant food traps that I scattered throughout the house yesterday, and they are dying in mass, a near extinction, of at least this particular tribe if not the … Continue reading

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SMAWG

I am so much NOT a Straight Middle Aged White Guy. I’m walking toward the building after lunch, and it’s raining, and there is nobody else coming in at the same time as me except my ex-boss Guy, but he’s moving across … Continue reading

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