Category Archives: My fabulous life

Wedding Gift Blues in Pink

So, I went on a massive shopping spree today and bought my niece 400 Barbie-pink cotton towels for her wedding present, only I bought 400 of the left hand towels that say “Mr.” instead of 200 each of both the … Continue reading

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Home Improvements

So, we tell people our hobby is renovating houses, but that’s just code for “we occasionally have to sink a great deal of time and cash into this money-pit we purchased during the recession, so that it doesn’t fall down … Continue reading

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Mother VS Tick

Unbeknownst to her, my mother was at some point recently bit by a tick, even though she isn’t really much of an outdoorsy girl anymore, and thereby caught some weird tick disease that isn’t Lyme Disease but is similar and … Continue reading

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Best Summer Iced Tea Ever

This is simple:  Take your favorite loose-leaf black tea, (if you’re still using tea bags, get the hell off my blog, you don’t deserve this knowledge).  Add between one and three tablespoons to your teapot, depending on the size of … Continue reading

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Potato Salad Slaw Recipe

Ingredients: Main – One bag of your favorite small potato (red, yellow, blue, it makes no nevermind). Salad – Celery, Garlic Dill Pickle Spears, Capers, Yellow Onion (plenty), shredded green cabbage, thinly sliced Brussel sprouts, finely chopped broccoli, finely chopped … Continue reading

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Skin Protection

So the Grandson is hanging out this weekend, and he sees me putting lotion on my legs, and he wants to know why am I putting lotion on my legs instead of just my hands? “It’s good for the skin” … Continue reading

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Abortion Protesters

I’m sorry, because I do believe we all have a right to be heard, but I have a real problem with these bitches carrying signs in front of the Supreme Court today saying “I Regret My Abortion”.  Not A Valid … Continue reading

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Wheel of Fortune

So, we get stuck watching Wheel of Fortune fairly often, while waiting for Jeopardy to come on the air, because we can only stand the first 5 or 10 minutes of our local news before we get disgusted at yet … Continue reading

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The Unhealthy Cook’s Healthy Cookbook

So, I have to have something to take to work for lunch next week, because our parking lot is so over crammed that if you leave at lunchtime to indulge your fast food addiction, you will not find a parking space … Continue reading

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Green Pants

So, I’m walking down the street here in Nowhere, Kentucky, and I hear a conversation behind me: “Look, there’s Steve!” “I don’t think that’s Steve.” “Of course it’s Steve! Who else would wear green pants like that!” And she runs … Continue reading

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