Category Archives: Work Tales

Bathroom Lunchtime Solitude

To avoid the ultimate humiliation of eating alone in the cafeteria, Tony started taking his lunchbox into the end stall in the men’s room on a different floor of the building every day.  He found he could safely and quietly drop … Continue reading

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The Unhealthy Cook’s Healthy Cookbook

So, I have to have something to take to work for lunch next week, because our parking lot is so over crammed that if you leave at lunchtime to indulge your fast food addiction, you will not find a parking space … Continue reading

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Career Accomplishments in State Government

All you ever accomplish working in state government, no matter where you work, no matter what you do, is basically keep the seat warm.

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SMAWG

I am so much NOT a Straight Middle Aged White Guy. I’m walking toward the building after lunch, and it’s raining, and there is nobody else coming in at the same time as me except my ex-boss Guy, but he’s moving across … Continue reading

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Should We Ever Meet Again

So, there was this Big Guy at work, big in the sense he was actually taller than I am but also about 100 pounds heavier, so I have no idea where he ever found a belt that fits.  But this … Continue reading

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stars

and as i look over the wall of my cubicle up at the ugly false ceiling of aluminum slats and florescent lights i wonder if i look hard enough might i see stars up there? might that be where they … Continue reading

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Leggings at Work

Training at work today was amazing.  I have absolutely no idea what they were talking about, but they sure knew their shit.  One extremely knowledgeable presenter shows up in this amazing jacket with this amazing scarf and these amazing boots all … Continue reading

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Gay Midlife Crisis

I assumed I had my midlife crisis, like any good gay man, when I was 25 and finishing up once I hit 30.  But lately, here in my early 50’s, I’m often taken aback at what may or may not … Continue reading

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Sweater Queen

Once a gay man reaches the age of 13 or so, and his family formally or unconsciously realizes that Old Spice Gift Sets are simply NOT going to cut it for this male member of the family, they turn to … Continue reading

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New Gay SitCom (pt 5)

So, now that the network has started shopping this bitch out to NPH, the whole thing is fast flushing down the toilet and out to sea.  I’m already assigned the “SOS” episode, where we do something really stupid and outrageous … Continue reading

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