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Bathroom Lunchtime Solitude

To avoid the ultimate humiliation of eating alone in the cafeteria, Tony started taking his lunchbox into the end stall in the men’s room on a different floor of the building every day.  He found he could safely and quietly drop … Continue reading

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Career Accomplishments in State Government

All you ever accomplish working in state government, no matter where you work, no matter what you do, is basically keep the seat warm.

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Farting Around As A Holy Experience

So, I took off work today to go have some blood work done for my next bionic improvement, and I was in and out in an hour, and stopped to grocery shop on my way home, and then came home … Continue reading

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Dressed Like A Cheap Hooker At Work

How do you tell someone at work, who isn’t your employee, but works in your area, that she is completely and totally dressed inappropriately for the office? In fact, that she is completely and totally dressed inappropriately for anything but … Continue reading

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Just Another Day In Kentucky State Government

So, I’m coming back to work from lunch, and entering the building, I get behind this large-ish woman with an enormous arse, and as we get to the door, her big awful purse starts shrieking some horribly inappropriate country-western song … Continue reading

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Just Another Typical Wednesday in State Government

So one of our full-time crazy chicks was back to work today, after her extended absence, in full force. She didn’t sit down at her desk and do any work today, as far as I can tell, just visited with … Continue reading

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